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I met a non-dairy creamer

Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake

With a wet spot bigger than a great lake

Took me to the new church

And baptized me with salt

She told me, "Liquor"

I am a new man

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This one is on the house

This one is better than ever

I walked into the house of miraculous recovery

And stood before King Everything

And he asked me to join him in the red wing

Took me to Pie Land

Said, "I'm a thigh man"

I will be eternally hateful

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This one is on the house

And this one is better than ever

And this one is on the house

This one is better than ever

This one is on the house