歌词
The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand
碧空本非碧蓝 大海也没你想的那么大
And string theory is easy to understand
弦理论其实很好懂
The grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright
青草不是青的 太阳并不明亮
Healthcare will be resolved overnight
医疗会一夜发生巨变
The world isn't round, and the Buddha's not Zen
世界不是圆的 佛陀不是禅宗
And we both have really good taste in men
我们对男人的品味都不错
And there really is a Black Forest land
也真的存在黑森林之地
Where everyone gets all their ham...
在那里每个人都拥有自己的火腿
And I swear, I ******' swear
而我发誓 我指天为誓
[01:31.26]I didn't Google you...
我从来没在谷歌上搜过你
[01:36.80]Okay, I did, I admit it
好吧 我搜过的 我承认
It was so easy to do
这很简单
7, 008 results
有7008条结果
And I know everything about you
我了解你的每个细节
You're not a *** offender
你不是性侵犯
But you failed home ec in 1997
1997年时你没通过家政课
It really isn't that weird
这也没多奇怪
Come on, we're all adults here...
不是吗 我们都是成年人了
[01:58.14][02:28.43]Everybody Googles each other
每个人都会谷歌别人
[01:59.96][02:29.87]Everybody does their Facebook research
每个人都在脸书上搜来搜去
[02:02.25][02:31.99]It's how we get to know one another
我们就是这样了解彼此
To make sure that we don't get raped.
确保自己不会受侵犯
I don't have any mental disorder
我的精神很正常
And I don't spend my weekends watching "Law & Order"
我也没有整周末整周末地看法律与秩序
It takes forever to get in my pants
还总要为穿进裤子鞠躬尽瘁
This old-fashioned girl likes romance
这个保守的姑娘喜欢浪漫
I am not fearful of being alone
我不怕独处
And Zack Morris had a really small phone
扎克莫里斯的手机可真小
Ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring
零零零零零
Cell phones in the '80s...
那是八十年代的手机
And I swear, **** ******' swear
我发誓 我指天为誓
And I know that you Googled me too
我从来没谷歌过你
How else would you have known
好吧 我搜过的 我承认
That my dog contracted herpes?
但我知道你肯定也谷歌过我
Sing it again, 'cause this melody
否则你怎么知道
Feels really good to sing
我的狗染上过疱疹
Stop pretending it's taboo
再唱一遍吧 这支曲调
Like masturbation in the '50s...
唱起来的感觉可真好啊
To make sure that you're not in porn.
别假装这是什么禁忌
I do not mean to be jealous already
像五十年代的自慰者
But who is that girl in those pictures? She's pretty
每个人都会谷歌别人
I think you may have dated her
每个人都在脸书上搜来搜去
Or maybe she's your lesbian friend
我们就是这样互相了解
I see that you got really drunk on your birthday
确保你不是情色作品的主角
Was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty?
我不是故意嫉妒
I do not mean to make judgments now
但那张照片里的女孩儿是谁？可真好看
But if we date, some things will have to change...
我猜你跟她约过会吧
To make sure that you don't have cats.
或者你会说她是你的蕾丝小伙伴
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