#selfie

When Jason was at the table

I kept on seeing him look at me

While he was with that other girl

Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous

Because he was totally texting me all night last night

And I don't know if it's a booty call or not

Did you think that girl was pretty

How did that girl even get in here

Do you see her

She's so short and that dress is so tacky

Who wears cheetah

It's not even summer

After we go to the bathroom can we go smoke a cigarette

I really need one

[00:37.06]Let me take a Selfie

Can you guys help me pick a filter

I wanna look tan

What should my caption be

I want it to be clever

How about livin' with my ******* hash tag live

Do you think I should take it down

Selfie Selfie

[01:22.20]Let me take another Selfie

What a creep

Is that guy sleeping over there

Yeah the one next to the girl with no shoes on

That girl is such a fake model

She definitely bought all her instagram followers

Who goes out on mondays

Ok let's go take some shots

Oh no ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up

Oh wait nevermind I'm fine

Let's go dance

There's no vodka at this table

Do you know anyone else here

Should I go home with him

I guess I took a good Selfie

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[02:26.10]Selfie

Let me take a Selfie

Let me take a Selfie

Let me take a Selfie