Pale Kid Raps Fast

O hai.

I'm that guy.

Built so fly in a silk bow tie

don’t know why

I’m built so fly

but I am,no lie.

Oh my.

Rolled by on a low ride Huffy

sitting on the pegs

shelltoes puffy

cuff rolled up to my calf

class out the ass

bad with the swag like Buffy.

Gotta be the one to bite the bullet

I'm a sinner but I bet I coulda been a better man.

I wanna be Zen but I go sipping on some medicine

instead of meditating but I get when I can.

I don’t wanna wind up in the gutter with a bottle of malt

liquor,bitter cause I never got a call

tellin’ me

that it’s all

figured out

I'm sick of doubt but I'm looking at the wall.

Part of me hoping to be caught up in the moment

and to be open to the good and the God in me

but i got a lobotomy and i get that I oughtta

become a bit of an oddity

when somebody gets offended by the thought of me.

Who's he? You gotta be kidding me.

Do me like Gabourey Sidibe.

If you see me with a chickadee

no diggity,it'll be:

Giggity giggity giggity

Gonna send it like a letter from above

with a woman that I love 'cause I get it like I live

But if my baby's gay I'll say

You go gay baby

work that crib

work that bib

burp that kid

Screw police

flip that car

I don't want a Jesus piece

But i want a Reece's Piece and a Kit Kat Bar

I want everybody focusing on getting me on Letterman

to kick it for the betterment of innocent Americans

who never want to settle for their pop

Or not 'cause my bedroom rocks

and the beat still knocks when I sort my socks

I'm five foot eleven of ***

from the tip of my head to my gorgeous

knees.