歌词
Ya, you met him on a blind date
相亲的时候，你认识了他
Think he the one 'cause he a safe bet
你认为他就是你的唯一，因为他就是不二人选
Or he might have a 401k
或许他有401K账户
But he ain't out here cashing all these Mike's Hard checks, ah yes
他也没有在外面刷别人的支票
I can't be the guy to fix your plumming
我不值得你拥有
But **** it I can pay someone to do it for you
但又怎么样呢，毕竟我可以用钱为你做任何事
You say your man can't even pass the bar to be a lawyer
你说他无法成为大律师
And every time he talk about his day I know it bore you
每次他向你倾诉的时候，你其实很厌烦
You need somebody that can make your mom proud
你所需要的那个人应该要让你妈妈骄傲
I'd rather be the guy that's gonna make you moan loud
而我只会让你更加伤痛
Really wanna be a housewife in upstate New York
想要做一个纽约北部的家庭主妇
Five star dinners in the shopping mall food court
在商场美食街的五星级餐厅吃饭
Lame-ass, minivan-driving man, purse wearing
那愚蠢的、开着小型货车男人，拿着手提包的女人啊
Wonder why you on vacation out in Ocean City, Maryland
你为什么会去马里兰的海洋城度假呢
Or somewhere to send your budget like that
那里一切都安排好了
Trust me baby girl I'm just nothing like that
相信我吧，我不在意
What you don't see, he ain't got nothing on me
为什么你看不出来呢，与我相比，他一无是处
And I know it's hard to believe, but I've got all that you need
我知道这难以置信，但是我可以给你需要的一切
I know he look better on paper, but that **** overrated
我知道他只是表面上看起来还不错，你太高估他了
Oh, he look better on paper, but you say reading outdated
他只是表面上看起来还不错，但你却说是我看得不够透彻
Ah, yeah
那好吧
Skrrt
厉害了
Okay, cool he's got a degree
他获得了学位，挺厉害的
Me, I went to school the difference is I lasted a week
而我呢，我只上过一周的学
He's got a 9-5, me I work a 9-9
他有一份朝九晚五的体面工作，而我每天从早上九点工作到晚上九点
AM to the PM means I'm working through my day and my sleep
从上午到下午，整整一天，我除了工作就是睡觉
Downing PCH, you could ride with me 'cause I ain't never pump the breaks
沿着太平洋海岸高速路，我载着你，都不用停下休息
You put him first, I put him last in every single way
他在你心中是第一位，在我心中却什么都不是
He a lame, everybody in his frat look the same
他太软弱了，他那些狐朋狗友也都差不多
Girl I think you think you need a change
我觉得你需要改变一下
Come and catch a flight, we don't need destinations
我想和你一起，不管天涯海角哪里都去
And we don't need hesitations, he leaves you home masturbating
不管天涯海角，我们去哪里都可以，否则他只会让你痛苦
When you just need a pipe, you just need to see
当你需要烟斗的时候，其实你只想看看
Even though I failed, I can tell that we got chemistry, ****
即使我失败了，我也可以说出我们曾经那狂热的感情
So leave his ass at home
所以不如让他退出吧
When he calls, when he texts, turn on airplane mode
不管他打电话还是发消息给你，你只管打开飞行模式就好
You wanna stay, or go travel different area codes
无论你想待在家还是去其他地方旅游
I'll be way more lovey, dovey
我会越来越疼爱你
**** with me and prove your vision's 20-20, ****
和我恋爱吧，我相信你的好眼光
What you don't see, he ain't got nothing on me
为什么你就是看不出来呢，与我相比，他一无是处
And I know it's hard to believe, but I've got all that you've need
我知道这难以置信，但我能给你需要的一切
I know he look better on paper, but that **** overrated
我知道他只是表面上看起来不错，你太高估他了
Oh, he look better on paper, but you say reading outdated
他只是表面上看起来不错，但你却说是我看得不够透彻
Ah, yeah
那好吧
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