Pickles From The Jar

I say dance, you say dance

I say France, you say France

You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart

I say Hugh, you say Grant

I say pot, you say plant

You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart

We couldn't be more contrary if we tried

Oh chalk and cheese we rarely see eye to eye

I am dumb, you are smart

We are 15 years apart

You're from Adelaide, I'm from Mars

I say ooh, you say aah

I am careful, you like scars

I like pickles from the jar

We couldn't be more contrary if we tried

Oh chalk and cheese we rarely see eye to eye

I say you, you say am I

You like mornings, I like nights

I'll love you till the day I die

You say Christopher, I say Walken

You love, I love Christopher Walken

I guess at least we have got one thing in common

We couldn't be more contrary if we tried

Oh chalk and cheese we rarely see eye to eye