Ænema

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this

******** three ring circus sideshow of freaks

Here in this hopeless ******* hole we call L.A.

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any ******* time. Any ******* day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your Prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car.

It's a ******** three ring circus sideshow of freaks

Here in this hopeless ******* hole we call L.A.

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any ******* time. Any ******* day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip ****s.

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will cause

I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid ****, silly ****, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim. [3x]

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.[Xx]

**** L Ron Hubbard and

**** all his clones.

**** all these gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.[Xx]

**** retro anything.

**** your tattoos.

**** all you junkies and

**** your short memory.

Learn to swim.[Xx]

**** smiley glad-hands

With hidden agendas.

**** these dysfunctional,

Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.[Xx]

Cause I'm praying for rain

And I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way.

I wanna watch it all go down.

Mom, please flush it all away.

I wanna see it go right in and down.

I wanna watch it go right in.

Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.

Don't just call me pessimist.

Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't

Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.

Bring it down

Suck it down.

Flush it down.