So Fly

歌词

I can't help being depressed

每当我低头看看我的胸口

When I look down at my chest

心里就一万头草泥马跑过

Oh yes my chest it might as well be nonexistent

是的老娘的咪咪好像就不存在

我要怎么和那些

How can I ever compete

34D的大波妹竞争

With 34 double D's.

然后我又看看自己的大腿

And I'm rollin' my eyes

只能翻个白眼

When I look down at my thighs

我吃下去的肉全长腿上了

They might as well tape everything that I eat, to my legs.

没钱动刀子

I am too broke for the knife

懒得去举铁

Too lazy to exercise

但是如果我双眼褐色

But if I had hazel eyes

也许大妹子我就能上天

Maybe I could be fly.

我要是没有这些肥肉

If I had no cellulite

换成大波和鼓鼓的钱包

Big breasts and pockets real wide

那么也许我

Then maybe I

我也能上天orz

Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.

我要是有水蛇腰

And if I had a small waist

汉子们都为我疯狂

I'd make the boys go insane

那么也许我

And maybe I, maybe I, I,

我也能上天

上~天~

I could be so fly.

嘿听着

So fly x3

我内心美丽

虽然只有四个人知道这事儿

Now listen

他们打十岁起就认识我

I've got a beautiful soul

那时候外表不重要

But only 4 people know

20来岁了现在不一样了

They've known me since I was 10

漂亮、有钱、有车

Beauty did not matter then.

这仨我一个都不沾

Now in my 20s all that matters

所以基本上

Is *** cars and money

汉子们都无视我

I ain't got none of the three

我只能宅在家里嫉妒

So basically

打开一包巧克力

I am invisible to all of the fellas

却没有什么黄金门票（查理和巧克力工厂）

And I sit at home jealous

最糟糕的是

There was no golden ticket

人们总是残酷地提醒我

In my chocolate today.

我该变成什么样

And worst of all

这就是为什么我说

I'm reminded in the cruelest ways

我要是没有这些肥肉

换成大波和鼓鼓的钱包

Of how I don't look and I should look

那么也许我

And that's why I say

我也能上天

If I had no cellulite

我要是有水蛇腰

Big breasts and pockets real wide

汉子们都为我疯狂

Then maybe I

那么也许我

Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.

我也能上天

And if I had a small waist

嗷嗷嗷~上~天~

I'd make the boys go insane

基本上我需要的是

And maybe I, maybe I, I,

做一个完全不像我的人

I could be so fly

戴美瞳

去抽脂

So fly x6 Fly

再植点假体

说这些有毛用啊

So basically all I need

我肯定疯了

如果我深陷于那些物质的东西

Is to be everything but me

所以我来定义

什么叫做上天

Colored contacts

如果你想知道为什么

Liposuction

我知道什么是买不来的

And some implants

别相信那些广告

Somehow that don't make much sense

没有哪条路能送你上天

I must be out of my head

你也没门儿飞上去

If I think that I am governed by material things.

如果那些方法都要钱的话

So I decided that I'm

我要是没有这些肥肉

The definition of fly

换成大波和鼓鼓的钱包

那么也许我

And if you want to know why

我也能上天

I know what money can't buy

我要是有水蛇腰

Don't go believin' the hype

汉子们都为我疯狂

There's no runway in the sky

那么也许我

And no way you could be fly

我也能上天~

Not if it costs you a dime.

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide

Then maybe I

Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.

And if I had a small waist

I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I, maybe I, I,

I could be so fly.

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