Mastermind

Look at my name up under the marquee

And throw up in your lap bitch

Still a renegade

Still up in the chevrolet

Sippin 7 with the lemonade bitch

I'm a moonwalker

Star lit like a car sits in the dark

When you have parked it like a nude stalker

Catfish billy

I'm the king of the lowlifes

Show up at the show

With a bunch of rich folks like id

Like to have ran into a light pole right

Before they walked in

Car crashed and then bar dashed

In a hurtz rental with a fat lip

Like burt reynolds moustache

We drink it up

F**k that we drank it up then tear it down

Crank it up like a pro hound

Thats beat up and doo-doo brown

(Doo-doo brown)

Yea doo-doo brown

Tell that fat bitch take a doo-doo now

Cause i got that shit

Yelawolf up in this motherf**ker

With voodoo now

I'm a mastermind

(Mastermind)

Everything i touch either gets had

And then they receive it as

(Mastermind)

Everything i do either gets bit

By these heathens or even its ripped

By the seams when i conceive it

(Mastermind)

Everything i touch either gets had

And then they receive it as

(Mastermind)

My enemies grieve every tI'me i speak

In his mind like a priest

In the sky i believe it I'm a

(Mastermind)

With a colgate white smile

Brush my teeth with propane

And blow fire from the teeth of a white child

You motherf**kers better pipe down

Like youve been caught smokin bogues

Slumericans all around me

And weve been talkin cold yea

But a state if mind when ur rollin up a

It aint me and nas

Who howl and yell about

Thank god for shady i gotta give it up to

With out hI'm i wouldnt know

What the f**k i would be

Stuck in the south with no c-a-(r)

The rest of this shit (i c-a-n)

Is kinda cliche laddy daddy

Yes i can (alabama)

Yea i am

Grew up in the south gettin popped

In the mouth if you didnt say sir yes and maam

So i got slapped half the tI'me

That why when i write about the blues

Then my childhood takes up half the rhyme

Yea I'm a psychopath sometI'mes a mastermind

(Mastermind)

Everything i touch either gets had

And then they receive it as

(Mastermind)

Everything i do either gets bit

By these heathens or even its ripped

By the seams when i conceive it

(Mastermind)

Everything i touch either gets had

And then they receive it as

(Mastermind)

My enemies grieve every tI'me

I speak in his mind like a priest

In the sky i believe it I'm a

(Mastermind)

Bitch better put your dukes up

I aint got tI'me for these vampires

Throw em in the fire cause

I am that true blood

I'm an angel untangled

By the web of a black widow

So sick that i leave a tree standing up

Straight leaned down like a weeping willow

Deep in a pillow

Dreaming

Sleep walking

Not one motherf**ker

In the game ready for the science i am

Stephen hawking

Fat bitch in the front row

Dry heave and coughing

Get these hoes some h2o

Before i get feed for assaulting

Blood i see it often

Suds in the bottom of a jug

Left so many duds in the club beat up and crawling

I couldve got rich in a teeth auction

On stage like a priest talking

And there will be none after mine

Son of a bitch and the father

Of a church sI'milar to jesus

When he found this mack aligned

Mastermind

Everything i touch either gets had

And then they receive it as

(Mastermind)

Everything i do either gets bit by

These heathens or even its ripped

By the seams when i conceive it

(Mastermind)

Everything i touch either gets had

And then they receive it as

(Mastermind)

My enemies grieve every tI'me

I speak in his mind like a priest in the sky

I believe it I'm a

(Mastermind)