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"How can it be considered stealing when it's obviously mine?

What they do not claim we will take

Even if they do claim it, I will still pretend that they lost it

And I even want to get an excellent performance review from my father."

You are so eager to celebrate when you steal a piece of a culture by adding only a small red flower

I recommend that you apply to be an honorary student of the "Stealing Empire".

From yesterday's kimchi to today's hanfu

Anyone with just a little intelligence you regard as a traitor

"Dad copied his son." A refrain that the son recites quite well.

Don't forget to hire a study companion for your history class

And you have the audacity to claim that it is you that have grievances

This kind of deranged performance is truly unheard of

In terms of stealing, no one is going to compete with you.

Will the next one be the Sanxingdui Historical Site or the Pan-Fried Bun?

You said you were the origin of the universe

Even God was born a few years later than you

From Confucius to Li Bai to Wukong's Water Curtain Cave

These sources all date back to prehistory

You said even your ancient cavemen had plastic surgery

Their group debut in the Americas was an old internet sensation

Singing Boluomi in the Jurassic Period wearing a Ru Skirt and riding a few small dinosaurs

You say whatever you say qualifies as historical evidence

No need to make things complicated by doing any comparison

Who cares about the different ways of making skirts

Being shameless is your core skill

Sorry I still can't act like you

I can’t kneel and lick and wink at the same time

The reason for your excitement is that you are wearing Chinese Hanfu!

What to do! Look at your red face!

Keep jumping

The rats steal the leftover scum

tails up

Chattering

Miserable, self-pitying and arrogant all at once

What a joke!

Don't blacklist me if you want a debate

If you want to claim your ancestry, then follow the family rules

Don't talk nonsense and say whatever you please

I have too many opponents, so I don't need you to pile up in front of my gun

You just altered the costume of our Ming Dynasty, and you think by doing that it become yours？

You can’t produce any evidence, so you simply photoshop a few pictures, and you think that makes you great

You only ran a lantern festival in 2002, then you suddenly transformed it into a lantern burning festival World Heritage application

You try to exaggerate everything. That fragile self-esteem of yours makes people wonder indeed

Your only have one shameless trick of "I don’t hear you! I don’t hear you!" And you want to use it to do the World Heritage application for Hanfu

Feeling your chemical fabric, you boast it’s real leather

Yes, yes, they all originate from your Country of the Universe.

From coffee perfume to foam

Margarita Pizza and Cero

Dharma, male model, Nietzsche and Erb

You take the Dunhuang frescoes and change the watermark and dare to say it is your own

Looking at you guys I just feel funny, and I have to send you a song

Keep jumping

Shameless little scoundrel

Who cares about you

Chattering

Ridiculous, sad and pathetic

What a joke!