Goodbye (From "The Amazing World of Gumball")

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I wanna say you're a really good guy

but we both know that would be a lie

Its been a nightmare being your friend

So its time for this charade to end

I cant say goodbye

'Cause you might grind me down into meat pie

I'll tell the school that you've got avian flu

So it'll be their job to get rid of you

I hope they put you into quaranine

Or lock you up unti you turn 18

So maybe then I'll never have to fear

That you might suddenly bite off my ear

Please dont bite off my ear

I cant say goodbye

my face will be too mangled to identify

if i could get your house repossessed

You'd be forced to relocate to your gran's in the Northwest

I could get you arresed for stealing a car

I could get you a job as a miner

I could ship you in a crate to qatar

Or sell you as kebab to a dirty diner

I could get your folks to forget you on the freeway

sell you to a freak show on its way to Uruguay

I could get you stuck on a fair ground ride

Forever send you to a wedding in Somewhere-Stan

with you are the bride

I cant say goodbye

But its no use trying to deny

That i dont wanna be friend with you

So do whatever you have to do