I Hate Everyone (Clean)

Some stupid chick in the checkout line

Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes

And some old man who clipped coupons

Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one

All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes

But I couldn't take it anymore so I left

I hate everyone (4x)

All the people on the street, I hate you all

And the people that I meet, I hate you all

And the people that I know, I hate you all

And the people that I don't, I hate you all

Oh, I hate you all

Some ******* asshole just cut me off

And gave me the finger when I ******* honked

Then he proceeded to put on the brakes

He slammed on the brakes, but I made a mistake

When I climbed out of my van he was waiting

But he was six three and two hundred pounds of Satan

I hate everyone (4x)

All the people on the street, I hate you all

And the people that I meet, I hate you all

And the people that I know, I hate you all

And the people that I don't, I hate you all

Oh, I hate you all

I bet you think I'm kidding

But I promise you it's true

I hate most everybody

But most of all I hate

Oh, I hate you

All the people on the street, I hate you all

And the people that I meet, I hate you all

And the people that I know, I hate you all

And the people that I don't, I hate you all

And the people in the east, I hate you all

And the people I hate least, I hate you all

And the people in the west, I hate you all

And the people I like best, I hate you all

Oh, I hate you all