Piece of Me

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

I'm Miss American Dream, since I was 17

Don't matter if I step on the scene, or sneak away to the Philippines

They're still gon' put pictures of my derriere in the magazines

You want a piece of me? (You want a piece of me?)

I'm Miss Bad Media Karma

Another day, another drama

Guess I can't see the harm in working and being a mama

And with a kid on my arm, I'm still an exceptional earner

You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, That Britney's Shameless'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! This Just In'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'She's Too Big, Now She's Too Thin'

(You want a piece of me?)

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?'

Trying, and pissing me off

Well, get in line with the paparazzi who's flipping me off

Hoping I'll resort to some havoc, end up settling in court

Now, are you sure you want a piece of me?

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'Most Likely to Get on the TV For Strippin' on the Streets When Gettin' the Groceries'

Now, for real, are you kiddin' me?

No wonder there's panic in the industry, I mean, please

Do you want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, That Britney's Shameless'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! This Just In'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'She's Too Big, Now She's Too Thin'

(You want a piece of me?)

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

I'm Miss American Dream, since I was 17

Don't matter if I step on the scene, or sneak away to the Philippines

They're still gon' put pictures of my derriere in the magazines

You want a piece of me?

You want a piece, piece of me?

Oh, yeah

You want a piece of me? Me

I'm Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, That Britney's Shameless'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! This Just In'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'She's Too Big, Now She's Too Thin'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, That Britney's Shameless'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! This Just In'

(You want a piece of me?)

I'm Mrs. 'She's Too Big, Now She's Too Thin'

(You want a piece of me?)

Piece of me

Oh yeah

You want a piece of me? Me

Oh yeah

Oh yeah