Safety School (Harvard Diss Track)

What happened to you

Look at yourself

You proud? Respect your elders?

You're no longer worth respect

So you've got a couple reasons

to think that you're the best

You're prestigious, you're historic,

and you're richer than the rest

But while you've got a big endowment

and you're feeling all proud

Listen

You may have an endowment,

but you're not so well endowed

You've got a lot of classes

but you don't got any class

Got inflation

So bad

You gotta try not to pass

Your ego is so big

Too bad

Your IQ doesn't match

You put the mass in Massachusetts

and the ass in Veritas(Latin for “truth”, Harvard's motto)

You're sitting out there freezing

but you're somehow still not cool

Too bad

You weren't prepared for that

in preparatory school

Live without your parents' help?

You wouldn't have the guts

Would take you 4+ years

to do a puzzle aged 4+

SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT

SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT

SOMEONE HAD TO WRITE THIS DOWN

CAUSE EVERYBODY KNEW IT

IT'S WHAT EVERYBODY'S THINKING

IT'S WHAT EVERYBODY KNOWS

BUT SOMEBODY NEEDED TO STAND UP

AND SAY THAT

THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES

We are the cardinal

You're on the margin

You'll never be our equals

Just like the trilogies

We are the originals

You're the super prequels

We're so magnetic

You wanna say current?

You'll need the right hand rule

You may have campus safety

but you're still a SAFETY SCHOOL

We got more olympic medals than a first world nation

So what if you've got presidents?

The president is changing

The future is in tech

and you're past your expiration

What what what could you expect

from liberal arts education

We're the No.1 Computer Science school on the planet

We made the Internet

Around the world we ran it

But at Harvard,

if you wanna get a CS degree?

It's too late, wannabe

Shoulda gone to M.I.T

We invented Google

and a billion other things

What did you contribute?

Zuckerberg and Bing?

While we lead the way in Artificial Intelligence,

you just use big words -- artificially intelligent

Ay Yo~

Real talk through Harvard

Why you hating on us Asians?

Our leadership, helpfulness, courage, and kindness

are lower than Caucasians'?

Think we all wanna be doctors?

Think we all do Kung Fu?

Smells like certain Jewish quotas set in 1922

Now let's look at the facts

and the classes you impact

You let rich kids in the class

cause their dads give you fat stacks

The legacies and rowers

All barrel through gates

But for the underprivileged?

It's the narrow

Not the straight

SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT

SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT

SOMEONE HAD TO WRITE THIS DOWN

CAUSE EVERYBODY KNEW IT

IT'S WHAT EVERYBODY'S THINKING

IT'S WHAT EVERYBODY KNOWS

BUT SOMEBODY NEEDED TO STAND UP

AND SAY THAT

THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES

We are the cardinal

You're on the margin

Make sure this ain't misunderstood

A snap of your fingers would make you say

Mr.Stark, I don't feel so good

The party is over

Your classes are canceled

It's time you rest in peace

When this song is over,

you'll be the STANFORD of the East