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[Intro: Parole Officer]

Yeah, you made bail boy

You need to stay your ass up out of trouble

Don't let me catch you back up in here man

Smoking on all them reefers and shit

Sign right here, take these, call this number

And if you hear your color called

You got to come in that day and drop

And you better not drop a dirty, boy

Or that's your ass

[Verse 1: Elzhi]

I got flicked by the hooks pointing the Prada look

Off a dutchie

Caught the munchies, but was too high to cook

In front of my crib parked I heard "ten fo', roll down the window"

And I flew a thick cloud of endo

They cuffed me

And booked me 20 minutes roughly

In my mugshot, my eyes bloodshot, I'm looking scruffy

Was locked up, couldn't doze, my nose stuffy

I'm thinking if they tow the whip all I got is my Huffy

Shit, I'm not Puffy

That night was a toughy

The cover like sandpaper, the pillow wasn't fluffy

Whoever ratted, it was horribly done

Anyway, it's morning now so we back to where the story begun

I'm grabbing my things half asleep

I'm searching for my keys, I had to laugh to keep

From crying, while the car sits, the battery's dying

And I'm trying 'bout buying a cheap suit to put a tie in

In this court date that came up quick, time was flying

I'm at the stand no denying in my replying

I'm ordered to take a piss test

And classes on not to twist cess to resist stress; how I get in this mess?

I'm thinking all this over *********?

That's when he hit me with community service

"I'll be there your Honor."

Fake Judge Matthews, Muppet Show

"Hypocritical rap bastard, you probably high right now"

So they assign you this color with the number to call it

Then take your money so you can't save some with your wallet

Sixteen for a drop, damn they making G's

Not only taking fees, they had me cleaning out gyms or raking leaves on my aching knees

I hit up Fess to help me get my car back

He was breaking trees (let's roll up)

He came through with a cigar pack, he lit it, I hit it

And now I'm craving a shake and double bacon cheese

[Outro]

Hah. Wait

Did I just?

Damn, I was dreaming, man

I'm tired of this shit, man

I can't wait until this shit is over with

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