Brand New Car

I got a brand new car brand new car

I got a jazz guitar ah

Welcome everybody ah

Yeah thank you a lot for coming it means a lot to me

Steer the yacht with my knee plenty of botany

Damn bad chick on top of me pornography

And I know she only want me for my guapery

Ahem let me get my voice right

Ahem Gary sorry one two three four

It's the first time ever

You f**k this jacket I turn this shit to 85 napkins

Since Jeter's done I'm now the captain

Trust you me Gotham's safer now

But there's always a new joker in town

Ready to smoke you with that pound

But when he shoots it the flag says bang

And everybody laughs

He must be up and off the molly tab

I'm by the bar looking Swedish in the trenchcoat stupid

The only one drinking mango lassi in the bullpen

My lips are sealed like the singer with bad skin

My need for speed made the Jag spin

Dog I'll resurrect Freaky Tah to do my ad libs

Overseas I prolly got mad kids

That I don't even know about you better slow down baby

I'm still young f**k it gotta use it while it works

Nothing lasts forever or does it F**k it

Shout out to my cousins all of them

I got a brand new car

I got a jazz guitar

I'll take it back to playing handball

And smoking on the park benches

Dipping cabs and hopping fences

Laughing all the way back to the building running

Got to the door twist the key elevator waiting for me

100 got upstairs and fixed eleven bowls of Crispix

Grabbed a Snapple out the bin

No one's an even match for the kid

Legs are made of stone the back of a bridge

In goal line situations I'll tackle The Fridge

Peace to Mike Ditka 50 on the light fixture

Right side shifter fight fixer twist your sister

And I ain't talking about the hair band mothaf**ka

It's Bam Bam doing ah ah ah ah

Out with the ah

I can't even get this f**king right are you kidding me

I'm ashamed of myself I'm sorry