歌词
Epic Rap Battle of History
史诗级说唱历史大战
J Robert Oppenheimer
尤里乌斯·罗伯特·奥本海默
VS
对阵
Thanos
灭霸
Begin
开始！
（Thanos）
（灭霸）
I am inevitable immeasurable inexorable monstrous
我无法企及、无法计量、无人可挡、令人颤抖
with bars weighing on you harder than you haunting guilty conscience
说唱歌词的含金量远远大于你良心的愧疚感
I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my plam
吾乃灭霸，摧毁你的音轨好比手中的宇宙魔方
You're a pencil pushing Terran who never learded to love his bomb
你不过是纸上谈兵的人族生物，不及奇异博士那样爱核弹
seems you started off a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy
你最初想当个化学家，业内相关人士都称你为天才
well that make sense cause your rhymes are only hot periodically
那就难怪了，因为你的节奏感正周期性衰减
man I burned the Avengers down to embers
我让复仇者联盟悉数化为灰烬
sent half your planet to be slaughtered and now I'm offering Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter
让半数地球人消失殆尽，我将把奥本海默献祭了像当时我对女儿一样
got a fist of gold when I'm rapping six Infinity Gems what I'm packing
无限手套手上戴，无限宝石拳上镶
stick your tiny nuclear **** back into your pants Dr.Manhattan
穿好衣服，讲你的核蛋塞回裆里吧，曼哈顿博士
Hadron smashing all your atoms best not collide with me when I'm rhyming
吾乃强子，瓦解你每颗原子，可别与我碰撞，在这个说唱反应里
cause you break and bleed so easy,I think I'call you Oppen-hymen
你是如此轻易被打破，称你为奥本海膜
it's impossible to top my Oppy,you just don't have the stones
妄想居于我之上？你可没有我的磐石意志
apparently the only things you're good at wrecking is a home
显然你最擅长摧毁的是别人的美满家庭
cause you slept with your firend' wife right there in your friend's bed
你和朋友的老婆不可描述，就在别人家里面
then got another married girl pregnant
又让一个有夫之妇怀上你的孩子
you should've gone for the head
真该朝你脑门来一锤
(Oppenheimer)
（奥本海默）
Listening to you took everything I have left after your raps I am become deaf
听你在那叨逼，足以夺走我心爱的一切，在你说唱完之后，我的听力化身死亡
you need a iron man for that wrinkly ass skin
你需要找个钢铁侠/熨斗工，来修理一下你那皱的一匹的皮肤
and that butt*6 chin
还有那双层，三层，四层，豪华，加厚，加料超厚下巴
where's your rhythm I thought you had the time stone
你的节奏怎么不踩点？你不是有时间宝石吗
your punchlines sound like they came from the RhymeZone
你歌词的双关和玩梗跟百度复制粘贴的一样
you might be something in the MCU
在漫威宇宙你可能大红大紫
but between us who's the worst MC?you
但在说唱宇宙，你将被我虐的“大红大紫”
your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables
你说话的时候停顿是那么多
you talk so slow Drax think you're invisible
语速之慢，毁灭者也觉得你隐形了
I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical cause I've got that fissile material
我说唱的时候引发链式反应，句句歌词高能可裂变
you were born to Eternals but came out looking so scary
你本为永恒一族，但长相实在骇人
that yor own mother tried to make you a temporary
以至于你的母亲，想要将你“永恒”剔除
meanwhile I've mastered the atom more than any man alive
而我在原子物理领域认知无人能出其右
now I'm here to split U like 2 and 3 from 5
我即将让你进行裂变如同铀235放能
I'm a peaceful man but I do what I must
我本性向往和平，但使命迫使我另然
you had an evil plan Thanos and it left you in the dust
灭霸你的计划很邪恶，最终却让你碾为尘埃
it must leave your enraged when you compare our talents
你一定很气愤恼火，当我们同台竞技天分
because in this battle there is no balance
这战斗不同于你的理想宇宙，它没有“完美平衡”
(Thanos)
（灭霸）
For a communist pariah you come off as awfully ****y
一个数据删除主义抛弃的弃儿，竟会如此的傲慢无礼
but I'll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki
但在二回目你将很快投降像当年“胖子”投入长崎
I'm box office topper the Marvel show stopper
我可是票房最大赢家，复联最大的威胁
got my name on this win like it's the Thanos Copter
写上我的名字标志胜利好似开着我心爱的小直升机
you just got no answer for Fortnite's ****st dancer
你已没有回应愣住了，面对堡垒之夜头号舞者
I will Loki choke you out like my name was throat cancer
把你当成洛基掐死你，如你的喉癌般折磨你
(Oppenheimer)
（奥本海默）
You wanna talk about death?
你想聊聊死亡？
How about the one that looked at you and swiped left
给你发好人卡的死亡女神怎么样？
I'm the destroyer of worlds
吾乃诸词之毁灭者
you got your **** handed to you by a Squrriel Girl
而你居然还能败给一只松鼠妹
we're in the Endgame now Tinky Winky
我们正身处终局之战，天线宝宝丁丁
I'll finish this like Ant-Man
化身为蚁人打败你
all up in your stinky
从“出口”解决问题
anyone who believes that Thanos did nothing wrong crap has obviously never heard you rap
那些妈妈粉们喊着“咩宝什么都没有做错”他们显然没有听过你的说唱
oh snap
哦啧啧啧
WHO WON?
谁赢了？
WHO'S NEXT?
谁是下一个？
YOU DECIDE
你来决定
Epic
史诗级
*Snap*
打个响指
Awwww man...
哦，天哪...
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