Andy's Chest

If I could be anything

in the world that flew

I would be a bat and come

swooping after you

And if the last time you were here

things were a bit askew

Well, you know what happens after dark

When rattlesnakes lose their skins and their hearts

And all the missionaries lose their bark

Oh, all the trees are calling after you

And all the venom snipers after you

Are all the mountains boulder after you

If I could be any one of the things

in this world that bite

Instead of a dentured ocelot on a leash

I'd rather be a kite

And be tied to the end of your string

and flying in the air, baby, at night

'Cause you know what they say about honey bears

When you shave off all their baby hair

You have a hairy minded pink bare bear

And all the bells are rolling out for you

And stones are all erupting out for you

And all the cheap bloodsuckers are flying after you

Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff

were groovin' on the street

And just like in a movie

her hands became her feet

Her belly button was her mouth

which meant she tasted what she'd speak, ooohhh

But the funny thing is what happened to her nose, ooohhh

It grew until it reached all of her toes, ooohhh

Now, when people say her feet smell, they mean her nose

And curtains laced with diamonds, dear for you

And all the Roman noblemen for you

And kingdom's Christian soldiers, dear for yo

And melting ice cap mountains tops for you

Oh, oh, and knights in flaming silver robes for you

And bats that with a kiss turn prince for you

Swoop, swoop, oh, baby, rock, rock

Swoop, swoop, rock, rock

Swoop, swoop, rock, rock