Tone Deaf

Tone deaf -

I can't play an instrument

Tone deaf -

I can't even sing

Tone deaf -

I have to wear ear plugs

The noise makes my ears ring

They told me when

I was eleven "You shouldn't even bother to try You've got no musical ability"

And they weren't telling a lie

Tone deaf -

I've got no rhythm

Tone deaf -

I've got no pitch

Tone deaf -

I couldn't hit an octave

If it meant that

I'd get rich

All I can do is shout

Louder and faster than most

That's what

I do for a living

Traveling coast to coast

Tone deaf -

I don't have good meter

Tone deaf -

I can't sing tremolo

Tone deaf -

I've got poor register

You won't hear me sing falsetto

No, I can't hit those high notes

And I can't go real low

All in all

I'm tone deaf

And everyone tells me so

Tone deaf