歌词与中文翻译
I bear lots of animosity to bellhops,
我对服务人员有许多的不满
They never bring my luggage up on time
从没准时把我行李送到
And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
计程车司机磨光我的耐性
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
让他消失难道这是一种罪
I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,
我讨厌收费员或是水底的焊工
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews!
养生餐厨师, 摄影小组
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers,
讨厌和尚或瑜珈老师
Or sports fans in the bleachers!
或看台上的球迷
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!! (pigeons start cooing)
还不确定对你有甚麽感受
There are lots of horrid people on this planet,
在这星球上有一堆讨厌的人
That I would love to give a lashing to! (pigeons stop cooing)
我非常乐意对他们动手
But my goody two-shoes brother,
我..道貌岸然的弟弟
The favorite of my mother,
妈妈心中的宝贝
Is the one I want to smother
我要用一顿的鸽粪
In a ton of pigeon goo!
活活臭死闷死他
Yes, my goody two-shoes brother,
那道貌岸然的弟弟
The favorite of my mother,
妈妈心中的宝贝
He's the one I want to smother
我要用一顿的鸽粪
Thank you, Sir! I'll have another!
谢谢, 再从这句唱起
He's the one I want to smother
我要用一顿的鸽粪
In a ton of pigeon goo-oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
活活臭-死-闷-死-他~
You see, you see how I held that last note, good, huh?
如何? 听见我拖长音了吗? 很厉害, 哈?