歌词
おはようございます
早上好鸭!
今日は らアメンをつくります
今天呢,我们要吃的是:生鱼片拉面
楽しいですね
真是令人愉悦♂呢,不是吗?
じゃ 始めましょう
那么......开始了!
Yeah
AKA拉面之王
I still ********** while eating top ramen
关于吃拉面,我称次无人称首
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
吃拉面的速度是1吨/秒
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
我犹如与小妞缠绵一般吃、嗦、舔(拉面)
I turn the temperature up all the way
全场的气氛被我带上高潮(在日本,吃拉面嗦得越响,店家越开心,因为这样会吸引来很多顾客,响到一定境界可能还会有一群人为你欢呼)
Sweat up on my face
太爽了,吃的热火朝天
If you give no effort
生活不得劲?
If you got no money
没有钱?
Then I got a cheap method
拉面之王有节(kou)俭(men)方法!
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook **********
拿起拉面,如三分球投入锅,任其在锅内舞蹈
Now thats a real education
这才是泡面的正确打开方式
********** books!
别信那些睿智烹饪书
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
若汝为鸢飞戾天者
All the flavors that be dropping
世间万物皆杂然无味
Mad knowledge on these ********** ass canned goods
黑暗料理再怎么样也比那些用做的罐头好
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
我们用鸡肉牛肉防止提乾涉经
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
任何人沾到我的一个细胞都会极度想吃拉面
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
剥掉虾壳之后,如丁次般暴食
If you're fully blazed then this **********t'll get you higher
如果你已经被昙花一现,被榨干了,那这玩意儿绝对让你爽翻天:
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
一包三十五美分,一美元三美分
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
难以置信的价格--蓝领工人的未来
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
不吹牛β
This **********t'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
我这个拉面,能在你感觉身体被掏空时变得容光焕发
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
回来吧,我就在这个州,哪都不去
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen
打声招呼,欢迎光临家童顶尖拉面!
专辑信息
1.Ramen King
2.**** The Police (NWA Cover)
3.FRIED RICE
4.Kill Yourself
5.Friendzone
6.******* Aint ****
7.Animal Man
8.Douchebag
9.Anal Beads
10.Bad Words
11.Balls
12.Big Mama
13.Erectile Dysfunction
14.Do The Salamander
15.Gibe De Pusi b0ss
16.Loser
17.Who's The Sucker
18.It's Okay To Eat Whale
19.**** Pays Rent
20.Jungle Boy Pt. 1
21.Tribute to Ronald