Fourth of July

I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit

And your dog refused to look at it

So I got drunk and looked at the Empire State Building

It was no bigger than a nickel

And if it don't improve, then I have to move

I never thought that I would end up here

Maybe I should just change my style

But I feel alright when you smile

I stayed at home on the Fourth of July

And I pulled the shades so I didn't have to see the sky

And I decided to have a bed in

But I forgot to invite anybody

Then when I fell asleep, the neighbors had a peep

I never thought that I would end up here

Maybe I should just change my style

But I feel alright when you smile