Skin and Bone

Fat Flabby Annie was incredibly big

She weighed just about sixteen stone

And then a fake dietician went and put her on a diet

Now she looks like skin and bone

She looks like skin and bone

Do the meditation and yoga

And she's thrown away the Good Food Guide

And she's given up the alcohol and pizzas and thepies

and now she's looking like she's ready to die

You can't see her walk by

She don't eat no mashed potatoes

She don't eat no buttered scones

Stay away from carbohydrates

You're gonna look like skin and bone

Living on the edge of starvation

And she says she's got no appetite

And her father and her mother

And her sisters and her brothers

Couldn't see her when she walked by

You can't see her walk by

She don't eat no mashed potatoes

She don't eat no buttered scones

Stay away from carbohydrates

You're gonna look like skin and bone

She used to be so cuddly

She used to be so fat

But oh what a sin, 'cos she's oh so thin

That she lost all the friends that she had

She looks like skin and bone

Come on, let me hear you rattle those bones!

Alright, alright

Bones, them bones, them skin and bones

Them bones, them bones, them skin and

Bones, them bones, them skin and bones

Them bones, them bones, them skin and

Bones, them bones, them skin and bones

Them bones, them bones, them skin and

If you look flabby

And you feel overweight

And you wanna lose a couple of stone

Take a crash course diet, do your daily exercises

And you'll look like skin and bone

Come on rattle them bones

Put your hands up to the ceiling

Bend your hips and touch your toes

Do your daily exercises

You're gonna look like skin and bone

Don't eat no mashed potatoes

Don't eat no buttered scones

Don't eat no carbohydrates

You're gonna look like skin and bone

Bones, them bones, them skin and bones

Them bones, them bones, them skin and