Pretty Boy Floyd

If you'll gather 'round me, children,

A story I will tell '

Bout Pretty

Boy Floyd, an outlaw,

Oklahoma knew him well.

It was in the town of

Shawnee, A

Saturday afternoon,

His wife beside him in his wagon

As into town they rode.

There a deputy sheriff approached him

In a manner rather rude,

Vulgar words of anger,

An' his wife she overheard.

Pretty Boy grabbed a log chain,

And the deputy grabbed his gun;

In the fight that followed

He laid that deputy down.

Then he took to the trees and timber

To live a life of shame;

Every crime in

Oklahoma Was added to his name.

But a many a starving farmer

The same old story told

How the outlaw paid their mortgage

And saved their little homes.

Others tell you 'bout a stranger

That come to beg a meal,

Underneath his napkin

Left a thousand dollar bill.

It was in

Oklahoma City,

It was on a

Christmas

Day, There was a whole car load of groceries

Come with a note to say:

Well, you say that

I'm an outlaw,

You say that

I'm a thief.

Here's a Christmas dinner

For the families on relief.

Yes, as through this world

I've wandered

I've seen lots of funny men;

Some will rob you with a six-gun,

And some with a fountain pen.

And as through your life you travel,

Yes, as through your life you roam,

You won't never see an outlaw

Drive a family from their home.