歌词
Well, it took me a woman late last night
昨晚我邂逅了一位女士
I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right
她已有七分醉意，却容光焕发
'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook
她开始剥下她的衣服
She took off her wig, said, how do I look
摘下她的假发，说，『我看起来美吗？』
I's high flyin', bare naked out the window
我赶紧光着身子飞出了高高的窗台
Well, sometimes I might get drunk
有时候我会喝醉
Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk
像鸭子般踱步，向臭鼬般散发出酒气
Don't hurt me none, don't hurt my pride
但千万别伤害我，不要伤害我的自尊
'Cause I got my little lady right by my side
因为我的小情人在我身旁
She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me
她努力掩饰，假装是路人
I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed
我在那边给木棚上漆，
When a can a black paint it fell on my head
一罐黑漆砸到了我的脑袋
I went down to scrub and rub
我走下梯子又挠又擦
But I had to sit in back off the tub,
我坐在浴盆的后边，
cost a quarter, half price
享受半价优惠，只用付2毛5
Well, my telephone rang it would not stop
我的电话响个不停，
It's President Kennedy callin' me up
是肯尼迪总统打来的
He said,"My friend, Bob, what do we need他说，『鲍勃兄，
To make the country grow?"
敢问有何强国之高见？』
I said,"My friend, John, Brigitte Bardot,我说，『约翰兄，碧姬·芭铎，
Anita Ekberg
安妮塔·艾克宝，
Sophia Loren, country will grow”
索菲娅·罗兰，放心吧，美国伟大复兴迟早会实现的。』
Well, I got a woman five feet short
我约到了一个5尺高的女人
She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts
她大喊大叫
She tickles my nose pats me on my head
挠我的鼻子，拍我的头
Blows me over and kicks me out of bed
制服了我，把我踢出了床
She's a man eater, meat grinder, bad looser
她是食人的恶魔，碾肉的机器，输不起的女人
Oh, there ain't no use in me workin' all the time
我不用辛苦的劳动
I got a woman who works herself blind
因为我的女人会没日没夜的工作
Works up to her britches up to her neck
我在她的上脖子上
Writes me letters and sends me checks
她给我寄来信件和支票
She's a humdinger folk singer
她是一个极好的姑娘，一个民谣歌手
Late one day in the middle of the week
昨天半夜
Eyes were closed I was half asleep
我闭上眼睛，将要熟睡
I chased me a woman up the hill
梦见我在山坡上追逐一个女子
Right in the middle of an air drill
这时候恰好碰见了防空演习
I jumped a fallout shelter,
我跳进核避难所
I jumped the string bean
跳进四季豆
I jumped the TV dinner, I jumped the shot gun
跳进冷冻快餐盒，跳进枪林弹雨
Now, the man on the stand he wants my vote
这会儿，台上的这人想要我的选票，
He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note
他跑进计票室
He's out there preaching in front of the steeple
他在教堂前布道
Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people
告诉我他爱世人
He's eatin' bagels, he's eatin' pizza,
他在吃着面跑圈，披萨饼，
he's eatin' chitins
和甲壳素
Oh, set me down on a television floor
我在电视前的地板上坐下
I'll flip the channel to number four
调到第四台
Out of the shower comes a football man
电视里一个足球运动员走出浴室
With a bottle of oil in his hand, greasy kid stuff
拿着一瓶婴儿润肤油
What I wanna know, Mr.Football Man is
我想知道，足球先生，
What do you do about Willy Mays
你如何应对威利 梅思
Martin Luther King, Olatunji, oh
马丁路德 金和欧拉屯吉
Well, the funniest woman I ever seen
我见过最有趣的女人
Was the great granddaughter of Mr.Clean
是克林先生的曾孙女
She takes about fifteen baths a day
她每天洗15次澡
Wants me to grow a mustache on my face, she's insane
她想让我养胡子，简直是个疯婊砸
Well, ask me why I'm drunk all the time
我经常喝酒，
It levels my head and eases my mind
为了保持冷静，放松思绪
I just walk along and stroll and sing
我一路边走边唱
I see better days and I do better things
日子一天天好起来，做事也一点点变得顺畅
I catch dinosaurs make love to Elizabeth Taylor
我追逐恐龙，和伊丽莎白·泰勒，
Catch hell from Richard Burton
把她从理查德·伯顿手中夺走
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