What You Don't Know About Women

GABBY: What you don't know about women

OOLIE: (What you don't know about women)

BOTH: Could fill a shelf of books

GABBY: You are the type of man who looks

For understanding lovers

OOLIE: But never understands the girl

Who lies beneath the covers

BOTH: You only have to open up your mouth to show

GABBY: What you don't know

OOLIE: (And you don't know)

BOTH: About women

A woman needs to be assured

That she remains alluring

To now and then be reassured

Your passion is enduring

GABBY: It's not enough to know your line

To polish and routine it

OOLIE: (And heaven knows I know your line

The whole routine, I've seen it)

BOTH: Ya gotta mean it

GABBY: What you don't know about women

OOLIE: (What you don't know about women)

BOTH: Is what we need to hear

GABBY: You think if you can sound sincere

Then we'll come running to you

OOLIE: Throw in some truth for atmosphere

But we can see right through you

BOTH: And ev'ry hollow compliment and phrase defines

GABBY: And underlines

BOTH: What you don't know about women

You think what I don't know will not hurt me

But you don't know how often you do

How long ago did good sense desert me

I don't know why I still burn for you

GABBY: You're immature and shortsighted

OOLIE: You're an incurable player

GABBY: You show a lack of discretion

OOLIE: You don't know jack about heartache

GABBY: You're out of sync with your feelings

OOLIE: You only wink at commitment

GABBY: You're running low on emotion

BOTH: What you don't know about women's

Only a drop in the ocean

Next to what you don't know about me

You are in need of

A little enlight'ning

On ladies and love

But you can't see

What you don't know about women

Is fright'ning

And you don't know nothin' about me