Witchclart

Intro

Robbing your grandparents,

I’ll make your club go bust,

Pour boiling water into your mouth while you’re sleeping,

Disconnect your internet,

I’ll jog your barber’s hand while he’s giving you a shapeup,

Put holes in your condoms,

That’s what I’m on, I said that’s what I’m on.

Verse 1

I’ll box that spliff out your hand,

And I’ll scuff up your brand new boogs,

I’ll kick in your newborn’s head,

And I’ll leave your dog in the woods,

I’ll brick up your grandma’s house,

And I’ll take a dump on your whip,

If you get a terminal illness,

I’ll pull out the IV drip,

Pull your durag off,

Sell your daughter crack,

Throw you under a train,

Make your wifey never go back,

I’ll spit in your face with phlegm,

And I’ll light up your house like blem,

Your ancestors can’t help you,

I’ve got a curse for all of them.

I’ll violate family members,

Then I’ll slap your dad then duss,

I’ll sabotage your wedding,

Cover the cake in angel dust,

I’ll dougie on your grave,

I’ll twerk on your tombstone,

Abduct both your parents,

Have you feeling just like Cubone.

Hook

Incantation, for your death, I’m impatient,

Curse man, juj man, curse man, juj man. X4

Bridge

You’re tuned in live right now to Moon FM, this is DJ Micantifa on the decks. We’re dedicating this song right here, Witchclart, to anyone that’s ever hurt any of our loved ones. We are setting houses on fire this year, it’s Duskrunner season, trust me!

Verse 2

I’ll swap your cro for spice,

And infest your house with mice,

I’ll run up in the old people’s home,

And slap your grandad, slap him twice,

I’ll urinate in your beer,

And I’ll send your hardtop clear,

Tamper with your whip,

Make it so that you can’t change gear,

I’ll run up in your church and play black metal,

Make your family feel unsettled,

I bought you a bunch of flowers,

But I put poison in those petals,

I’ll cyberbully your kids,

Have your girl drinking my spit,

If you go bald, I’ll pull off your toupee,

If you go bald, I’ll pull off your wig.

Hook

Incantation, for your death, I’m impatient,

Curse man, juj man, curse man, juj man. X4