歌词
如果有一天我要成为
And if one day I should become
一个西式狂欢作乐的歌手
A singer with a Spanish bum
专门为有着伟大美德的妇女歌唱
Who sings for women of great virtue
我会弹着从咖啡馆借的吉他
为她们唱歌
I'd sing to them with a guitar
好吧 你不知道的事也不会伤害到你
I borrowed from a coffee bar
我的名字是安东尼奥
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
所有和我有关系的东西我都会烧掉
My name would be Antonio
当我给她们一些她们想知道的东西时
And all my bridges I would burn
我也期待着一些回报
And when I gave them some they'd know
我会每晚喝得酩酊大醉
I'd expect something in return
我会和一些老奶奶一起
I'd have to get drunk every night
谈论着男子气概
And talk about virility
这可能打扮的像圣诞树
With some old grandmother
虽然我看到粉红色的大象
That might be decked out like a christmas tree
虽然我喝醉了
但是我依然可以为自己唱歌
And though pink elephants I'd see
这时候 他们叫我杰克
Though I'd be drunk as I could be
如果我只有一小时
Still I would sing my song to me
如果我能每天一小时
About the time they called me "Jacky"
如果我可以只是一小时
If I could be for only an hour
以愚蠢的方式可爱
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
如果我参加社交活动
Cute in a stupid ass way
成为年轻女孩的皮条客
.
然后我会有我自己的妓院
And if I joined the social whirl
我的绝对会成为大佬
Became procurer of young girls
然后我会成吨的卖
Then i would have my own bordellos
所有其他人唱的唱片
我的名字将变成帅气的杰克
My record would be number one
我会一船一船的卖鸦片
And I'd sell records by the ton
和来自伦敦的威士忌
All sung by many other fellows
真正的同性恋
和假处女
My name would then be handsome Jack
如果我每个地盘上都有银行
And I'd sell boats of opium
每个国家都有我的地盘
Whisky that came from Twickenham
每个国家都将由我统治
Authentic queers
我仍然知道我想要的是
And phony virgins
关在自己的鸦片窝里
周围有着一些中国人
If I had banks on every finger
我会为他们唱歌
A finger in every country
这时候他们会叫我杰克
And every country ruled by me
如果我只有一小时
I'd still know where I'd want to be
如果我能每天一小时
Locked up inside my opium den
如果我可以只是一小时
Surrounded by some china men
以愚蠢的方式可爱
I'd sing the song that I sang then
现在 告诉我 这难道不妙吗
About the time they called me "Jacky"
如果有一天在天堂
If I could be for only an hour
我会在那里为所有的女士们歌唱
If I could be for an hour every day
她们会和我一起唱
If I could be for just one little hour
我们会很高兴
Cute in a stupid ass way
因为下面不能这样
我的名字会变成Junipher
Now, tell me, wouldn't it be nice
然后我就知道我要去哪里
That if one day in paradise
然后我会变得无所不知
I'd sing for all the ladies up there
我的胡子很长 下垂着
And they would sing along with me
如果我成了聋子、哑巴、瞎子
And we be so happy there to be
那是因为我同情所有人类
Cos' down below is really nowhere
伤自己心 做正确事
My name would then be Junipher
我知道每一个夜晚
Then I would know where I was going
当我在天国的生意接通
And then I would become all knowing
天使和魔鬼都会
My beard so very long and flowing
唱儿时的歌给我听
If I became deaf, dumb and blind
这时候他们会叫我杰克
Because I pitied all mankind
如果我只有一小时
And broke my heart to make things right
如果我能每天一小时
I know that every single night
如果我可以只是一小时
我会用愚蠢的方式可爱
When my angelic work was through
The angels and the Devil too
Would sing my childhood song to me
About the time they called me "Jacky"
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way
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