Truckers Hitch

I

I know how to tie

Every kind of knot

Except one

It's so hard

The greatest knot of all

So flexible and strong

But I do something wrong

I know the Bowline

Sheepshank

and the Double Overhand

but the Trucker's Hitch

I just don't understand

Let's do the Trucker's Hitch

the Trucker's Hitch

I

I really like to sail

Just the sea

the wind and me

But whenever

I adjust my sail

Try to loosen it up

while I'm docking my boat

I fail

I know the Square Knot

The Clove Hitch

The Double Shoelace Bow

but The Trucker's Hitch

is all I need to know

Let's do the Trucker's Hitch

the Trucker's Hitch

Let's do the Trucker's Hitch

the Trucker's Hitch

People of the world

The time has come

To tie this knot once and for all

Bonitas

Show me the ropes

On every dance floor across the world

Let's do the Trucker's Hitch

Are you ready

Let's tie this knot

Tie tie tie tie tie

This is how you do it

Bring it up

Check the rope

Spin around

On the neck

Whip it, whip it

Take it home

Bring it up, split it now

Shoulder, now, make a loop

Pull it, feed it, push it through

Up, stretch, down again

In the face and prepare

Lift, pull, bring it round

Thigh, tie, tighten tie

Kick the heel

Swivel time

Round, round, back to knot

Come on

Pull the loop

Down and through

Pull again

Lift the hand

Through the loop

Make a stitch

Now you got your Trucker's Hitch