Yolo

Yolo…

Yolo…

You only live once

The battle cry of a generation

This life is a precious gift

So don't get too crazy, it's not worth the risk

You know that we are still young

So don't be dumb

Don't trust anyone

'Cause you only live once

You only live once, that's the motto

So take a chill pill, ease off the throttle

Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears

Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear

And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they're not legal

Then bury all your money in the backyard like a Beagle

'Cause you should never trust a bank, they've been known to fail

And never travel by car or bus, boat or by rail

And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all

Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls

And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya

And never go in saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas

take the stairs And never 'cause they're often unsafe

You only live once, don't let it go to waste

You know that we are still young

So hold off on the fun

Cook your meat 'til it's done

'Cause you only live once

Yeah, and here's another piece of advice

Stay away from kids 'cause their hair is with filled mad lice

There's no such thing as too much Purell

This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell

So don't 1984 us, sending bugs into sockets

Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it

Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison

And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him

No blankets or pajamas, they could choke you in your sleep

Two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES

Board your windows up, the sun is bad for your health

And always wear a strait jacket so you're safe from yourself

Take no chances (no chances)

Stop freelancing (right now)

Invest in your future, don't dilute your finances

401K make sure it's low risk

Then get some real-estate (how much?) 4.2%

30-year mortgage, important, that's that's a great deal

And if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill

Renting is for suckers right now

A dependable savings and you'll retired with money in your account

YOLO

Say no, no

Isolate yourself

And just roll solo, be carefulo

You ought to look out also stands for YOLO

You know that we are still young

Burn the prints off your thumbs

And pull out all your teeth

So you can't bite your tongue

Only on this earth for a short time (time)

So don't go outside if you don't wanna die (die)

Just take our advice and hide

And scream YOLO to the sky…

You ought to look out…