Bobby Brown Goes Down

Hey, there people I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth are shiny

I tell all the girls they can kiss my Heine

Here I am at a famous school

I present sharp and I'm acting cool

I've got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper

Let her do all the work and maybe later I rape her

Oh, god I am the American dream

I do not think I'm too extreme

And I'm a handsome son of a *****

I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good..)

Womans liberation came creeping all across the nation

I tell you, people, I was not ready

When I ****** this Dyke by the name of Freddi

She made a little speech then

Oh she tried to make me say when

She had my balls in a vice but she left the ****

I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots to quick

Oh, god I am the American dream

But now I smell like Vaseline

And I'm a miserable son of a *****

Am I a boy or a lady I don't know which

(I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder)

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit

I'm jingling my change but I'm still kind cute

Got a job, doing radio promo

And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

Eventually me and a friend

Sort of drifted along into S&M

I can take about an hour of the tower of power

As long as I get my little golden shower

Oh, god I am the American dream

Put a spindle in my butt till it makes me scream

And I'll do anything to get ahead

I lay awake nights saying, "Thank you, Fred!"

Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic

Thanks to Freddie, I'm a ***ual spastic

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down

Boom!

Yeah, I don't know if you're surprised