Oh Boy

She's so easy to fall for

But boy, she's so hard to hold

She looks at you like a warning

You know you're gonna be hungry

When you get home

Her lips make the cherries and the berries

And the apples look pale

She could ask anything, you would do anything

No matter what you would obey

And she turns every room into a dancefloor

When she turns and she sways and she spins

And you're standing still like a statue

And you can't take your eyes off her skin

Oh boy

You better slow it down

You're running on unsolid ground

She'll never slow down for you

Oh boy

You'll never wear that crown

You're just one of one hundred clowns

I know it's sad but it's true

Everything that she touches

Every word from her mouth turns to gold

How can you ever catch her eye when

She's all colors and heat

You're all grey and cold

You keep looking up

But she'll never ever look down

Oh look at this part you've chosen

You're the jester of the queen

She's the queen of the town

And you wish she was in a movie

You could watch at home ten times a day

Where you could just sit without having to think

About something important to say

Oh boy

You better slow it down

You're running on unsolid ground

She'll never slow down for you

Oh boy

You'll never wear that crown

You're just one of one hundred clowns

I know it's sad but it's true

You should go home boy

You should call a friend

Someone to tell you

There's no happy way for this to end

Shut your eyes boy

Don't let them fool you

See all this beauty

It's looking through you

Put out that fire boy

Don't let it eat you

Don't you know it's dangerous

What did your daddy teach you

It's not your fault and

It's not her fault but

You're gonna fall hard

Ob boy you better slow it down

You're running on unsolid ground

She'll never slow down for you

Oh boy

You'll never wear that crown

You're just one of one hundred clown

I know it's sad but it's true