Poet Laureate

Yo, Houston to Earth, watch the Ripper crucify you with verse

My urethra to ya uvula quenches your thirst

Put your flames out with dry desert dirt where leopards lurk

Lock your soul down with an esoteric weapon search

Strap a bomb to one of your labels record clerks

And activate it as soon as they get to work

Ring the alarm, red alert, n*gga it gets worse

Bypass security networks with select words

Megahertz make nebulas reverse till your head burst

Call the press first and ask them who got the best verse

Give me the respect I deserve

If you are what you eat, it's obvious I can't eat what I'm worth

Y'all n*ggas eat ***** and burp

The other half of y'all suck d*ck till your jaws and ya neck hurt

When you address me n*gga end your sentence with, "Sir"

Critics went berserk they ain't even heard my best work

See I broke into the mind by

Quietly going by their eardrum walls and hotwired they skulls

Yeah I earned the name Canibus, but what did it cost?

Battle rap is nothing but a serendipitous whore

N*ggas probably like, what the f*ck he dissing him for?

Yeah he dissed me first but you was never informed

I'm one of the top five n*gga, my sh*t is tight n*gga

You heard it right n*gga, I rock mics n*gga

But the limelight isn't where I belong

The top four don't even look in the mirror no more

If they did I'd be in the mirror looking back at 'em

Ready to grab them, kidnap them and put them on my album

I rip jackers, Rip the time/space fabric

Loop the future with the past tense looking for patterns

Eradicate Africans that sold Africans to Saxons

And forced black men to pay taxes

Attack a wack ***** with counter tactics

Split your ****** proof chassis in half with a rapid Gatling

Keep firing at you till you trapped in

Non-combatants scramble for helicopter extraction

While I'm back at Fort Bragg bragging

How I tortured them faggots and stabbed them with Rip the Jacker daggers

Slay dragons with old passages from black magic manuscripts

I found in the cabinet written in Arabic

Translate to characters one by one like Arafat tarot cards suggest

I make terrorist threats through your stereo sets

Various anthrax carriers sending sarin to the press

With an imaginary address, Cani's the best

Untraceable, your pictures unpaintable, canvas that's wet

Let me dry you off wit some of this fire I spit

26 years old n*gga look how I spit

A microphone fiend since I was like 14

My Cuban uncle used to sell c*caine, OK?

I'm reloaded, you f*cking wit the wrong MC

Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease to the whole industry

Potent as Hennessey that was distilled in Tennessee

One shot scrambles your memory indefinitely

Nowadays a hundred bars ain't impressive to me

You stepping to me n*gga do it intelligently

You wanna battle or you wanna f*cking wrestle wit me

You ain't better than me, you just got an obsession wit me

Canibus hybrid, the cake icing of rhymeness

As I grow older I get colder like the declining climate

Of earth's environment, I'm entirely tireless

Rhymes come from my higherness of wireless dialect

Scientists from Sirius B designed my specs

Astrally project during heightened s*x, chakras connect

Doctors inspect what they can't possibly interpret yet

That's why they revert to threats

They curse and throw fits

They like immature earth cadets looking like Captain Kirk in a dress

Lyrically I step on you, rip on you

Then I defecate what I just digested on you

I'm better than you, I'm better than you, I'm better than you

Just to get the chequered flag I'll put the pressure on you

Put the extra effort on you write a motherf*cking letter to you

And your editors too, threatening you

Detective check your mail and your messages too

You can take this verbal slashing that I left as a clue

Execute the type of wickedness the devil approves

Which basically means I can do whatever with you

I'm a rap music mutant with a cool name

Misconstrue fame, but I spit butane

Blue flames out giant CO2 tanks

Demagnetize memory banks, enhanced, advanced

One of a kind like modern man's retina scans

Quick as a glance and flickers from kerosene lamps

What you want me to break first? Your jaw or your grill?

What type of spit you want from me? Sparkling or still?

Study law, Yale draw up my own deals

So the longer they resist me the stronger I feel

Spread the ganglia from Tanzania

To the flats of East Anglia, give up, you can't keep up

The man eater in a wife beater

Spreading Typhoid Fever through mic receivers with light reverb

Type in the right keywords, I might emerge

Takes a really nice n*gga to incite these nerds

N*ggas wanna see the gully in me, keep f*cking with me

Never under pressure, I keep the pressure under me

Burn the w**d

Drop a freestyle on the internet then watch n*ggas burn the CD

Upload a picture of your mum getting DP'd

I'm one size away from 13, believe it she peed

I'm the illest and its gonna be that way forever

Word of mouth is good but a mouth of words is better n*gga

No body gets sicker than the Ripper