Homos

oh mom, was always wondering why i was into sports

oh mom, was always wondering why i was staying after school

i'm into sports mom and also i'm in the locker room with the boys

oh mom, was always wondering why i was into sports

oh mom, was always wondering why i was staying after school

i'm into sports mom and also i'm in the locker room with the boys

i'm in the shower and i drop the soap every time

homos uh huh uh huh uh huh

homos no one knows a homo like us

we love homos

lesbians are cool

and straights are fools

lesbians rule their scene

but the homos are the coolest of the cools

homos uh huh uh huh uh huh

homos

they never knock at my front door

they never ring on the phone

they always come through the window

through the back door

through the throat

homos uh huh uh huh uh huh

homos