La-Di-Da-Di

Okay, party people in the house

You're about to witness something you've never witnessed before

Yes, it's the original human beat box, Doug E. Fresh

And his partner, the grand wizard,the MC Ricky D,D

And that's me in the place to be

And we gonna show you how we do it for '85, kickin' live, alright

Because, um, I've got a funny feeling,um

You're all sick of all these crap rappers

Bitin' their rhymes because um they're backstabbers

But when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here

There is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah

But let's impress which we prove

And y'all will realize that we are the move

So listen close so you all don't miss

As we go a little somethin' like this

Hit it

Ah, yeah

You know what

La di da di

La di da di

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You know what, yo peep this

La di da di, we likes to party

We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody

We're just some men that's on the mic

And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic right

For all of y'all keepin' y'all in health

Just to see ya smile and enjoy yourself

'Cause it's cool when ya cause a cozy conditioning

That we create, 'cause that's our mission

So listen to what we say

Because this type of ****, it happens everyday

I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin'

I gave myself a stretch up, a mornin' yawnin'

Went to the bathroom to wash up

Had some soap on my face and my hand up on a cup

I said, "Um, mirror, mirror on the wall

Who is the top choice of them all?"

There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted

The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard"

Well, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth

Used Oil Of Olay 'cause my skin gets pale

And then I got the files for my fingernails

Chewed through the night and on my behalf

I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath

Clean, dry was my body and hair

I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear

For all the girls I might take home

I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo cologne

Fresh dressed like a million bucks

Threw on the bally shoes and the fly green socks

Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no

I went back in, I forgot my kangol

And then I dilly dallied, I ran though a alley

I bumped into my homegirl Sally from the valley

This is the girl plays hard to get so I said

"What's wrong?", 'cause she looked upset, she said

Now what was I to do, she's cryin' over me

And she was feelin' blue

I said, "Um, don't cry, dry your eye

Here comes your mother with those two little guys"

Her mean mother stepped up, said to me, "Hi"

Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the eye

Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The ***** was strong, the kids was gone

Something was wrong, I said, "What is goin' on?"

I tried to break it up, I said, "Stop it, leave her"

She said, "If I can't have you, she can't either"

She grabbed me closely by my socks

So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox, but

She gave chase, she caught up quick

She put a finger in the face of MC Rick

She said, "Why don't you give me a play

So we can go cruisin' in my OJ?"

And if you give me that okay

I'll give you all my love today

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, can't you see?

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways, oh

MC Rick my love is here to stay

And on and on and on she kept on

The ***** been around before my mother's born

I said, "Cheer up", I gave her a kiss

I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you, miss"

She says, "No you're not" then she starts cryin'

I says, "I'm nineteen", she said, "Stop lyin'"

I says, "I am", go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled *****, I can't be your lover

To the tick tock ya don't stop