Superhoes

Superhoes - Funkdoobiest

I caught Spider-Man jerkin' off in a booth

To a Wonder Woman comic

Then the Bionic

******* ****ed the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner

Did I see Santa

No, it's the Green Lantern

Little Bo Peep cold ****ed her sheep

Keep eatin' that *******

**** the ??

Best ****ed a *******

Bullwinkle's kinda moosy

Triple X, hardcore

***** ****ed a floozy

Miss Piggy

Gotta stickypick a

Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse

Smoked a blunt for the hicky

Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow

Messin' with the *******

Hairy just like the werewolf

Cyclops, Wolverine

And the Nightcrawler

Went to a bar

And, yo, they had dollars

Roll in the parlor

Hittin' off switches

For Richie Rich riches

Pulls all the *******

I turned on the headset

Like Judy Jetson

Here comes Barbie

Look who she lets in

Hansel, Gretel

Gretel, **** the kettle

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun

It's a small world

Ready for some call girl

Wrapped around her neck

A lace that was all pearls

Nights had Medusa

Dancin' on tables

Joker's got a lap dance

From Charlie's Angels

It's night

In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City

As a woman in a feline costume

Strokes a Siamese cat

And speaks to several well-dressed men

Twinkle, twinkle

On a star

Superho, tell me who you are

Catwoman in a red tight see-thru

Dancin' on a pole

With a do-see-do

Mosy on out

Now where goes that ho they call

Cinderella

Makin' men jealous

Like ***** Tracy

Tweety, Sylvester

Sufferin' succotash

Cuz Snow White's gonna be ****in' all night

Strobelite dancin' in front of the mirror

He-Man's ****in' with Smurfette and She-Ra

The freaky, freaky deeky

Wilma Flintstone

Betty, too

Is she ready for the nympho?