Let's Have A Kiki

Let's Have A Kiki

Hey, I’m calling you back

Uh, she’s been a b*tch tonight

And by b*tch I mean this rain

No cab, nowhere

So I had to put on the wigs

And the heels and the lashes and the earring

And take the train to the club

And you know the MTA should stand for motherf*ckers touching my ass

So then I get to the club looking like a drowned harassed rat

And greeted not by Miss Rose at the door

But our friend, Johnny 5.0

Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!

You know before me

I don’t even know it’s kiki!

So I hope you’re up, girl

Cause we are all coming over

Lock the doors, lower the blinds

Fire up the pop machine and put on your heels

Cause I know exactly what we need!

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the doors tight!

Let’s have a kiki, motherf*cker

I’m gonna let you have it

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive, turn, work

Let’s have a kiki

We’re gonna serve

And work and turn, and honey

A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves

We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve

And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave

So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the doors tight!

Let’s have a kiki, motherf*cker

I’m gonna let you have it

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive, turn, work

Let’s have a kiki

We’re gonna serve

And work and turn, and honey

Oh, what a wonderful kiki!

This kiki is marvelous!

Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the doors tight!

Let’s have a kiki, motherf*cker

I’m gonna let you have it

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive, turn, work

Let’s have a kiki

We’re gonna serve

And work and turn, and honey

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the doors tight!

Let’s have a kiki

I’m gonna let you have it

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Whips and cream

Let’s have a kiki

We’re gonna serve

And work and turn, and honey