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Doechii, why don’t you introduce yourself to the class? Okay?

Hi, my names Doechii with two i's

I feel anxious when i’m high

Teachers say I talk too much, momma say I’ont talk enough

In the dark i’m like a torch

From the hood, i hopped a porch

I don’t bang or slang on gang but my dada keep them thangs

Speak up, speak up, speak up

Speak

I get a little violent when I play the game of tag

I get a little quiet when I think about the bag

I slob when I sleep and I wake up with a drag

I pulling out my teeth so I wake up to the cash

This is who i am from the back to the front

I never had to pay for my schoolhouse lunch

My momma used stamps cuz she need a little help

But a n***a made do with the cards been dealt

I try to act smart cuz i want a lot of friends

I never really win with the flow or the trends

I think i like girls but i think i like men

Doechii is a ****: i never fit in

Overly cocky i’m hyper-ambitious

Me me me me

***** im narcin-assistic

I am a black girl who beat the statistics

**** the opinions and all the logistiscs

(Speak up, Speak up, Speak up)

Wow ha

Wow well Doechii, why don’t you tell us what you do in your spare time?

I’m all alone on the deep dark web

Me and my phone in this queen sized bed

I’m looking at my pillow my pillow look back at me

My thumb is over the screen the other is in my jeans

It took a second to soak my fingers inside my throat

I paused and then i choked to think about it some more

Connection is moving slow, my brightness is that low

I’m reaching for the remote, then my momma bust through the door

Doechii, Doechii, Doechii, Doechii

You forgot to take the chicken out

You forgot to take the chicken out

Doechii, Doechii

You forgot to take the chicken out

Somethin, somethin, somethin, somethin, somethin

Somethin, somethin, somethin

Ooooooooooo

I **** with Junie B

Barbara was my idol

Had to wear my attitude to every dance recital

In my black Taylor Chucks; the ones that laced up to my thighs

Lisa Frank lipstick on my eyes

Weird girl activity, black ***** nativity

Spy girl erotica, bucket hat from Nautica

**** throbbing i start sobbing watching Narnia

I been winning trophies since fear factor

I was earning medals the same rate you basic *****es learned how to use protractors

Fopping on they next before chiropractor

But i gave all the game boys cooties

Most of y’all the type of kids i’d hate

If i was the monster under your bed you’d be the kids i ate

If i was a man your mom ****ed

I’d **** her right in your face

And take you and your siblings on a dominos pizza date

Damn

Gen X baby going crazy with the cam

Back when i was rhyming on my green eggs and ham

Edited my pictures with the Microsoft filters

I was making Trillers way before they called them Trillers

Sixth grade, every n***a pressured me to ****

While y’all was giving it up, i was serving looks

Custom made drip with the pastry couture

Selling silly bands from my desk to my drawer

Singing karaoke while my mom was at the store

Scared that she would walk in on me singing Paramore

While y’all was sticking house keys in mother****ing sockets

I was stuffing all y’all lunch moneys in my pocket

Please stop it, I’m in to blow up like the white thing that soda rockets

Talking back to my teachers, I’m out of pocket

Got so much shit on my chest, yo i need to drop it

Dribbling inside my journal, kiss my locket

Let the paper soak my tears up: Ultra Charmin

Ooo i need to let it out

I gotta let it out

Uninvited and i’m undercover

Undivided, undiscovered

Uninvited and i’m undercover

But i never liked her, forever **** her

Wow, that was quite the introduction Doechii

Everybody give it up for Doechii

Give it up for Doechii

Okay we’re going to have to have a talk after class okay?