MY ****

E-e-e-very time I look at my ************

************, ************, ************

Call me on the dog and bone

All you Yanks, that’s a telephone

Here have a look, just have a butcher’s

Northern Mancky, ******-munchers

My ************’s bigger than your brother

Pu************ng twenty-five stone like your mother

My ************’s bigger than Wales

And your ************’s smaller than a mother******' snail

Ma bite mec

Ca monte jusqu'a la tour

Ta bite mec

Ca voit meme pas le jour

My ************ like the Mississippi river

My ************ ask your ************, what's for dinner?

Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"

And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)

Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"

And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)

Yeah dog, it's mother******' kid cuisine

My ************ is bigger than Mr. Clean

So fresh you can swish it like Listerine

Your ************ look like Adam Levine

My ************ like Pinocchio nose

I lie and I just watch it grow

I hang low like trunk of Dumbo

While your ************ is small like Frodo

Okay now

Young punk in this mother******

Place looking right in this mother******

Big ************ Clark in this mother******

************ look like a ******' Nutter Butter

Time to avoid them Barry Bonds

************ so big, got a car alarm

************ so big that it bought the farm

Your ************ like Seth Rogen's arm

Coming through with a big wang

Doing things bigger than the big bang

Your ************ don't got no name

Your ************ call my ************ Ving Rhames

V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames

Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"

And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)

Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)

And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)

Your ************’s growing mold

My ************ ************nes like gold

Your ************’s like the Pope

My ************ don’t get old

Every morning I wake up and cry

It’s too much ************ for one guy

But if I donated my ************t to science

Mother****** probably start a riot

Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)

And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)

Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)

Every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(That's a small ************)