Please Be Gentle With Me

Please be gentle with me

'Cause I've been on a long hard losing streak

And I've been down in the dumps

I've been well and truly humped

And my clothes don't seem to fit

Yes, my haircut's looking sh..

Please be gentle with me

Yes, my singing has gone flat out of key

And I've down in the bin

Crawled back out and back in again

And my clothes don't seem to fit

Yes, my haircut's looking

I say to myself have I been cursed?

Things are bad, can they get worse?

Can they get worse?

Please be gentle with me

Yes, my backside is hanging out in the breeze

Oh, I've been down in the dumps

I've been well and truly humped

And my clothes don't seem to fit

Yes, my haircut's looking

I say to myself have I been cursed?

Things are bad, can they get worse?

Can they get worse?

Please be gentle with me

Be gentle with me

Be gentle with me

Be gentle with me

Be gentle with me

Be gentle with me

Be gentle with me

Please be gentle with me

Please be gentle with me

Please be gentle with me

Please be gentle with me