Only When I'm Drunk

Yo what's up man get up man

Urrp I can't bust man

Get up ***** bust

(I'm ******)

Get up you gotta do your verse *****

(Aight I'll try it)

Get up *****

I get drunk and

I stumble to the phone

And conjure up a *****

To bone when I'm alone

OHh **** tow back

I need to take a piss

Only when I'm drunk

I sing a song like this

My grandma and your grandma

(urrp)

Sittin by the fire

Hold on turn the beat off

Nah keep it goin' J-Ro

Can you make it

I'm just not knowin'

I get drunk and start talkin mo' ****

And when I got a gun in my hand

You better get out

Cause my brain

Just ain't what it used to be

Forget tryin to raionalize

Cover your eyes

Ah d-(urrp) damn I'm drunk

I need a chunk

No better yet a hunk of that funk

When I get drunk

I might act uncouth

But when I get drunk

I always tell the truth

Yeah I'm good I'm bad

I'm **** I'm freaky fresh

I make hip-hop fans say yes yes

The Liks comin through

You know we gonna blow upop

Hold up hold up I think I gotta

Damn false alarm

Gettin all the ladies

With my cool charm

When I get drunk I might

Even call my daddy a punk

Yeah but only when I'm dr (urp) drunk

Yeah let me pass the forty

To my ***** Tash

It goes one for the chronic

Two for the amnesia

It's the pimp-slap niggy

With drinks in the freezer

Bust the one out two out

(flips ) type of rapper

That'd get you our your seat

Quicker than a car jacker

Sip a Colt for the fever

When I'm coolin' with my people

Got hoes in East Columbus

Like I'm Billy Dee Winkle

Cause I move like I'm smooth

Like I'm Harry Belafonte

Lookin for them ******

That jumped my homey Dante

All up in this ***** with

The gin and Tanqueray

Drink like Mr Wendal

Smoke bud like Dr Dre

But that's cause I'm old enough

To do that type of ****

Got damn I gotta piss

I pass the mic to E-Swift

Yeah I get drunk and

Can't nobody whoop me

I'm trippin' must be the brew

That I was sippin'

Kickin' in guess I shouldn't

Have mixed it with the gin

Cause when I'm layin' on my back

I can feel the room spin

One too many I reckon

Feelin I gotta earl any second

Wanna get up but can't move

Feels like I'm stuck in the groove

What the **** was I tryin to prove

I get a rep for downin' four-oh's

All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros

****** call me dad

I got a fifth in the trunk

Might **** an ugly ***** but only

When I'm drunk

Yanh only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

Yanh only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

Aight think I'm feelin'

A little better

Ready to bust this like this

And ya don't miss check it out

I get drunk and start thinkin'

Bout my friends

That passed on with every forty

Ounce the memory will last on

Black Man Muzzle Mike Lee and Suavey D

The three MCs will always

Live in my memories

We used to rock shows

We used to rock hoes

And drink forty-oh's

And wear the same clothes

Damn I wish we could

Go through it again

But I know one day

We gonna do it again

And when that day comes

It's gonna be live

But I ain't in no hurry

So I don't drink and drive

The Alkaholiks we gets funky

When we drinkin'

Just a li'l somethin'

To pump up the thinkin'

Only when we drunk

Only when we drunk

Only when we drunk

Only when we drunk

Beer run Ante up *****

Ha ha put the money in the hat