You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one mr grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

And as charming as an eel

Mr grinch

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel

You're a monster mr grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul

Mr grinch

I wouldn't touch you

With a thirty nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one mr grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile

Mr grinch

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one mr grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr grinch

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows and i quote

Stink stank stunk