I Got It Made

I'm your idol

The highest title numero uno

I'm not a puerto rican

But I'm speakin so that you know

And understand I got the gift of speech

And it's a blessin

So listen to the lesson I preach

I talk sense condensed

Into the form of a poem

Full of knowledge from my toes

To the top of my dome

I'm kinda young

But my tongue speaks maturity

I'm not a child

I don't need nothing for security

I get paid when my record is played to put it short

I got it made

I'm outspoken: my language is broken into a slang

But it's just a dialect that I select when I hang

I play it cool cause coolin' is all that I'm about

Just foolin' with the girlies yes I'm busting it out

I'm Special Ed

And you can tell by the style that I use

I'm creatively superior yo I never lose

I never lost cause I'm the boss

I never will cause I'm still

The champion chief one

Won't lose until I choose

Which I won't cause I don't retreat

I'll run you over like a truck

And leave you dead in the street

You're invitin' me a titan to a battle why

I don't need your respect cause I got it made

I'm talented yes I'm gifted

Never boosted never shoplifted

I got the cash but money ain't nothin'

Make a million dollars every record that I cut and

My name is Special Ed and I'm a super-duper star

Every other month I get a brand new car

Got 20 that's plenty yet I still want more

Kind of fond of Honda scooters got 74

I got the riches to fulfill my needs

Got land in the sand of the West Indies

Even got a little island of my very own

I gotta frog a dog with a solid gold bone

An accountant to account the amount I spent

Gotta treaty with Tahiti cause I own a percent

Got gear I wear for everyday

Boutiques from France to the USA

And I make all the money from the rhymes I invent

So it really doesn't matter

How much I spent because yo

I make fresh rhymes daily

You burn me really

Think just blink and I've made a million rhymes

Just imagine if you blinked a million times

Damn I'd be paid

I got it made

I'm kinda spoiled

Cause everything I want I got made

I wanted gear got everything from cotton to suede

I wanted leg I didn't beg I just got laid

My hair was growing too long so I got me a fade

And when my dishes got dirty I got Cascade

When the weather was hot I got a spot in the shade

I'm wise because I rise to the top of my grade

Wanted peace on Earth so to God I prayed

Some kids across town thought I was afraid

They couldn't harm me

I got the army brigade

I'm not a trader

If what you got is greater I'll trade

But maybe later cause my waiter

Made potato 'n' alligator souflee

I got it made