The Overweight Lovers In The House

Sittin in my room with my smokin jacket on

The fireplace is burning and the girlie is WARM

Time to make my move, so gently I kiss her

Whisper in her ear, and tell her that I miss her

She might try to pop that boyfriend junk

But I don't really care because I know he's a punk

I'll stomp him like a roach if he tries to approach

He can't get close cause I'm the one who WROTE

The Book of Romance, so come on take a chance

You don't need a long look, all you need is a glance

If you wanna get warm, in my ARMS you belong

You have a problem, Hev'll solve 'em, nothin can go wrong - when

The Overweight Lover's in the house! {*4X*}

[Heavy D]

You said I couldn't do it, then it got done

And after you and I did it, you said it was FUN~!

Now every day of your life you wanna be with me

When you got time to spend you spend time with Heavy D

I notice that you hold me gentle as a rose

I'm rough and tough baby, but then I suppose

That I had to be held in order to start holdin

I think I got you hittin, so let's start rollin!

The Overweight Lover's in the house! {*8X*}

{*scratched interlude of James Brown samples*}

[Heavy D]

Heaven sent on our trip, champagne we sip

You look at me I look at you, then we touch lips

We roll around in the sand, later on hold hands

Walk by the beach and I can teach ya Heavy D's game plan

See the way that I am, is the Big Loverman

Check out the rhyme and in due time you'll be a Hev D fan

I'm swift you know, an Overweight Romeo

Come get a piece of the beast, because it's good to go

Emcee Heavy D ALL ladies I'm hookin

Big extra love but STILL good lookin

For you and I to swing on our romance free

All you gotta do is lean on me, BECAUSE

The Overweight Lover's in the house! {*2X*}

I'm an Overweight Lover, entertainer of many

Now when I do a party now I may not do plenty

Girls out the crowd seem to go berserk

They start yellin and screamin "HEAVY D GO TO WORK"

And when I'm through rockin and chillin at the disco

They grab me up and scoop me up, they just won't let go

That's when I know that there's been too much charmin

I put 'em in a line and say "Please don't squeeze the Charmin"

The Overweight Lover's in the house! {*8X to fade*}