Ya Mama

Ya Mama （）-The Pharcyde

Yo man you gotta be you know

You gotta be on to die

Man what's up with that

Yo bro-shot

Yeah word up bro-shot

Uh we need some brothers to be

Uh like droppin knowledge

Yeah well you do that like right now

and some wisdom for the people

What's up with that

OK I got it

Ya mom is so fat （fat is she ）

Ya mama is so big and fat

That she can get busy

With twenty-two burritos

But times are rough

I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad fact what

Ya mama smokes crack what

She got a burning yearning

And there's no turning back

Her knuckles drag down

To the ground when she walk

Spit comes out that b**ch mouth

When she talk

Naked on a mountain top

Tootin on a flizoot

Ridin on a horse drinking

Whisky out a bizoot

She's got the wings

And teeth of an african bat

Her middle name is Mudbone

And on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

Ya mama ya mama ya mama

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer

With some rocks

With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks

Held up the ice cream truck

With a slingshot

She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn

And a soda pop

Ya mama root'n'toot

And stole my loot and my suit

She may have the muscles

But no she's not cute

She's not pretty

Oh what a pity got the glass titty

Filled up with Kool-aid

Just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked

Tootin on a flute

Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot

She's got the teeth

And the wings of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone

And on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet

Ya mama ya mama ya mama

Watch out I'm thinkin about

Your mother to a funky beat

I went to your house

And she licked me on the cheek

I said excuse me lady

But I remember seeing you at the Palladium

Way back in September

Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls

In some bright red boxer drawers

You said ya moms was pretty and young

But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms ya moms she uses Brut

And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking

Whisky out a boot

She's got the wings

And teeth of an african bat

Her middle name is Mudbone

And on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

Ya mama ya mama ya mama

Aw ya mom is so fat

How fat is she

We rode up on her back to

Get some burgers from Wendy's

And her skates went flat;

I got stuck in her butt crack

They thought I was lost

But I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way

Cause that would blow me

Round the world in a day

We drove into the drive-in

And she didn't have to pay

Because we dressed her up

To look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot

Ridin on a horse drinkin

Whisky out a bizoot

With the wings

And the teeth of an african bat ba-aa-aa-at

Her middle name is Mudbone

And on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap

Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap

Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap

Ya mama ya mama ya mama

Ya mama got snake skin teeth

Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings

Dude she looks like hehehe

Ya mama was making sex threats

To Ricky Bell and sh*t

Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man

For a sip ni**a

Ya mama was walking down on Sunset

With a 99cent sign on her back

Ya mama's a sellout ni**a ya mama

Ni**a ya mama did a pop tune ni**a

Ya mama's glasses are so thick

She look into a map

And see people wavin at her

Your mother got an Ouija board on her back

Sidney with EQ and everything

What he be sayin

His mother be hooked fishin

With a hook and reel at the frozen food section

Tre's mama got Playdough teeth

Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now

And Laters and sh*t

Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and sh*t