歌词与中文翻译
Why'd you always try to **** with my head?
你为什么总是想挑我头发的刺?
You mocked my haircut again
你又在嘲笑我的发型
So I got some scissors and cut it off
那我就拿把剪刀把它剪了
Now I can't go out in public
现在好了，我没脸见人了
I look like a suburban monk
我看起来像个古板的修道士
I guess I got punked, coz
我猜我被耍了
Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you Ashton Kutcher
（美国演员，也是整蛊节目Punk’d的主持人）都没你会玩
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you Ashton Kutcher
会嘲笑你的
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
我只是想成为你的Demi Moore（美国女演员，Ashton Kutcher的前妻）
You **** with my system again
你又把我的生活作息搞得一团糟
I'll take your favourite pen
我一会儿把你最喜欢的笔拿走
I'll take your t-shirt and put it in the wash
然后把你的T恤扔到洗衣机里
Then when you go out in public
等你出门的时候
your fabric will be ******* soft
你的衣服就会软绵绵地贴在身上
I guess you got punked, coz
我猜这次是你是被耍了
Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
因为你和Ashton Kutcher 根本没得比
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you Ashton Kutcher
会狠狠地嘲笑你的
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
但我还是想做你的Demi Moore
But they're not together anymore
可他们已经不是一对了（二人于2013年离婚）
I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star *4
我只是想做你千禧年代的MTV小明星 4