Confirmation Bias

So I ask you.

When someone goes into that chapel

and they fall on their knees

and they pray to God

that their wife doesn't miscarry

or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death

or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock,

who do you think they're praying to?

Now you go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis

and you go to your church

and with any luck you might even win the annual raffle.

But if you're looking for God,

he was in operating room number two,

on November 17,

and he doesn't like being second guessed.

You ask me if I have a God complex?

Let me tell you something..

I am God!