The Anal Staircase

The angels kiss our souls in bliss

Measure the extent of a dizzying descent

Down the anal staircase

Down the anal staircase

Put just one foot on the staircase

And the next step you're down here on this face

Down the anal staircase

And the rapids of my heart

Will tear your ship of love apart

And we'll end up wrecked

We'll end up at the start

Of the anal staircase

And the angels kiss our souls in bliss

Measure the extent of a dizzying descent

Down the anal staircase

Down the anal staircase

Take a hollowpoint revolver

Right down the rapids of your heart

Blow the ****ing thing apart

Blow the ****ing thing apart

One step, two step, three step, four step

- Hey! Quit it! Quit it! Get off me, you punk!

- No.