歌词
若你天生相貌平平
怎不选择花钱装扮
但在这之前，请先听听我的忠告，孩子
因为我知道你很快会厌烦这些说教
女孩 若然你想释放你那欲望之火
你可以去请一位这方面的专业人士
"Mrs. PotatoHead"
他们会一针一刀地改造你，像修剪盆栽一样
永驻青春，保持真我
亲爱的，曾经的柔滑肌肤，终究会人老珠黄
If you weren’t born with it
不必害怕惊慌，只是个小型整容手术罢了
You can buy a couple ornaments
若是不漂亮可没人会喜欢你的
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
哦，土豆头太太请告诉我，经历皮肉之苦就能带来美丽吗？
Cause pretty soon you’ll be bored of it
姣好的脸庞是能带来幸福的保证吗？
***ual, hey girl if you wanna feel ***ual
漂亮的脸蛋能使我快乐吗？
You can always call up a professional
哦哦，那么土豆头先生请你再告诉我
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
你为这次手术花费了多少？
你会发誓会和她白头偕老
Kids forever kids forever
即使她的美丽是昙花一现吗
Baby soft skin turns into leather
即使她的美丽是昙花一现吗
Don’t be dramatic it’s only some plastic
若你想变得更加自信
No one will love you if you’re unattractive
从平凡的土豆变成诱人的炸薯条。这也合情合理
你只需要一些调味品
还有大把的钞票罢了
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
但这是如此的浪费呀
Does a new face come with a warranty?
稚嫩儿童终长成母亲的模样
Will a pretty face make it better?
但同时她们也学着如何模仿 复制他人的脸庞
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
然后将其一生守护着这张脸，化着妆，抿着她们的嘴唇
How did you afford her surgery?
永驻青春，保持真我
Do you swear you’ll stay forever
亲爱的，曾经的柔滑肌肤，终究会人老珠黄
Even if her face don’t stay together
不必害怕惊慌，只是个小型整容手术罢了
Even if her face don’t stay together
若是不漂亮可没人会喜欢你的
哦，土豆头太太请告诉我，经历皮肉之苦就能带来美丽吗？
If you want a little more confidence
姣好的脸庞是能带来幸福的保证吗？
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it’s common sense
漂亮的脸蛋能使我快乐吗？
All you need’s a couple more condiments
哦哦，那么土豆头先生请你再告诉我
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
你为这次手术花费了多少？
It’s such a waste
你会发誓会和她白头偕老
When little girls grow into their mothers face
即使她的美丽是昙花一现吗
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
任地老天荒，仍永世相伴
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
即使她的美丽是昙花一现吗
任地老天荒，仍永世相伴
Kids forever kids forever
即使她的美丽是昙花一现吗
Baby soft skin turns into leather
哦，土豆头太太请告诉我，经历皮肉之苦就能带来美丽吗？
Don’t be dramatic it’s only some plastic
姣好的脸庞是健康的保证吗？
No one will love you if you’re unattractive
这漂亮的脸蛋真的能使我快乐吗？
哦哦，那么土豆头先生请你告诉我
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
你为这次手术花费了多少？
Does a new face come with a warranty?
你会发誓会和她白头偕老
Will a pretty face make it better?
即使她的美丽是昙花一现吗
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
永驻青春，保持真我
How did you afford her surgery?
即使她的美丽是昙花一现吗
Do you swear you’ll stay forever
永驻青春，保持真我
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使她的美丽是昙花一现吗
Stay forever, stay forever
永驻青春，保持真我
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使她的美丽是昙花一现吗
Stay forever, stay forever
永驻青春，保持真我
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使她的美丽是昙花一现吗
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you’ll stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
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