Oh No

Oh No -Bad Meets Evil

Oh no what's happening to my brain

I can't believe this is happening again

Lava out my lips I flips

Wake up think I have a cramp

I'm trying to shove the

Lava lamp up my father's a**

I think I'm out of gas man

I think I need another mask

I'd ask my mother but

I think she's laughing at the plants

A half a gram of graham crackers

And some Van de Kamp's

I think I'll eat some Ambiens like they're candied yams

Cut a couple cadavers up and have a little snack

Abraf**kingcadabra motherf**ker look who's back

Just like a pendulum

Satan's pentagram swings

I accidentally dented it and bent the damn thing

Sh*t I think I might have did it when I was dancing

While I was chopping one of my

Legs off and pulled a hamstring

First I Re-up then I Relapse

Go to rehab then I Detox after I see Doc

And I'll be back with the sequel

Repeat the cycle

Cause I react like the

She Hulk when I see Nyquil

Oh no

Here we go again

When it's going to end

Where did it begin

Maybe way back when

Into the well baby Jessica fell

She may have wetted herself

Quit playing get her some help

Mary Kay Letourneau sending me letters from jail

Every day in journals saying how

She wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayo

I'm the medicine man

My medical m*******a was prescribed by a doctor

Shove a typewriter up her

Perez Hilton's a**sh*t almost forgot that

He's always shoving something

Up his a**so why not that

And f**k it while I'm venting

Let's shove a vending machine

Up his rear end when he's bending

Over pretending that he

Didn't say anything that

Would be offending to me

Stick his head in a blender

Begin blending in G

Where should I put the

Pink sissy with the fluffy hair

Put him under the stairs

People are already under there

Hmm I wonder where Wait

I think the cubpoard's bare

Stuff him up in the tupperware

And shove him up in there

Oh no

Here we go again

When it 's going to end

Where did it begin

Maybe way back when

Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin

I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again

I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again

Who am I kidding

I couldn't quit this sh*t if my life depends

I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then

Yeah rehab's nice

I had my name up in lights again

You see that's why

I can't decipher what life I'm in

I might pull a knife on your wife

And slice her and dice her then

It sounds so enticing

Isn't it nice when I'm hype again

I'm nice when I'm like this

No time to write just type it in

If I could get my pen to slow down

What'd I write just then

Man I'm about to hyperventilate

I just have hyper-tension

I have the type of mental state

You couldn't comprehend

Unusually stupid of you for you to think I'm your friend

I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence

I offer no mercy

The controversy is once again

Oh no

Here we go again

When it 's going to end

Where did it begin

Maybe way back when